☕💀 Coffee first. Questions never.
Our Death Before Decaf Keychain is the perfect fix for anyone whose blood type is espresso. Laser cut from 100% Canadian birch wood, hand-painted, and sealed with a glossy resin finish, this lightweight keychain delivers a punch of personality for coffee lovers who take their brew seriously—and don’t take decaf at all.
Clip it to your keys, backpack, purse, or gift it to the caffeine addict in your life. It’s bold, funny, and made to survive even your most under-caffeinated mornings.
Handcrafted in our PEI studio from start to finish.
📦 Free shipping Canada-wide—always!
🌼 Thank you for being part of our blooming success story—the happy dance is VERY real! 🌼
☕💀 Coffee first. Questions never.
Our Death Before Decaf Keychain is the perfect fix for anyone whose blood type is espresso. Laser cut from 100% Canadian birch wood, hand-painted, and sealed with a glossy resin finish, this lightweight keychain delivers a punch of personality for coffee lovers who take their brew seriously—and don’t take decaf at all.
Clip it to your keys, backpack, purse, or gift it to the caffeine addict in your life. It’s bold, funny, and made to survive even your most under-caffeinated mornings.
Handcrafted in our PEI studio from start to finish.
📦 Free shipping Canada-wide—always!
🌼 Thank you for being part of our blooming success story—the happy dance is VERY real! 🌼
